Dear Wise and Discerning Consumer,
Congratulations and thanks so much for purchasing this extraordinary HELIX™ timepiece. If
you have this manual, then you've bought one of the following HELIX™ watches: the ABT, DM,
or WRKS (if you look at the back of your watch, you'll see that we're being honest with you).
Each timepiece comes stocked full of practical features, all of which you'll find in this informative
manual that's been translated into eight languages for even the most global-minded clock
watchers out there.
Oh, come on. You know who you are.
—HELIX™
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