Anhang: Übersicht Der Vorprogrammierten Texte; Annex: Summary Of The Preprogrammed Messages; Annexe: Aperçu Des Textes Préprogrammés; Appendix: Overzicht Van De Voorgeprogrammeerde Teksten - IMG STAGELINE PML-80R Manual De Instrucciones

D Übersicht der vorprogrammierten Texte
GB Summary of the preprogrammed messages
F Aperçu des textes préprogrammés
I Elenco dei testi preprogrammati
00 Say it with +Messenger+
01 Become a doctor and support a lawyer.
02 Everybody is entitled to my opinion.
03 Forget about world peace...visualize using your turn signal.
04 Honk if you love peace and quiet.
05 I brake for no apparent reason.
06 I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
07 If the universe is expanding...why can't I find a parking space.
08 If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
09 I'm an optimist, but I don't think it helps.
10 Insanity is hereditary...you get it from your kids.
11 Lottery...A tax on people who are bad at math.
12 Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
13 My other car is a Porsche.
14 My wife complains I never listen...Or something like that.
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NL Overzicht van de voorgeprogrammeerde teksten
E Vista general de los textos preprogramados
PL Przegląd zaprogramowanych komunikatów
15 Non-conformists are all alike.
16 Out of my mind...Back in ten minutes.
17 Please tailgate, I need the money.
18 Pride is what we have...Vanity is what others have.
19 Seen it...Done it...Can't remember most of it.
20 Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them.
21 The difference between genius and stupidity...Genius has its limits.
22 Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
23 Trust in God he will protect.
24 Under labour, man exploited man. Under liberal, it's just the opposite.
25 When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
26 When God created man she was only joking.
27 Why is „abbreviation" such a long word?
28 Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
29 You can't be late until you show up.